[Anti-Simp] [Overpowered] [Wild Imagination] [Self-Serving] [Multiple Female Leads] [Funny Power Fantasy]
"Lin Tao, getting sterilized is just a small sacrifice to prove your love. Can't you give me even that little bit of security?"
After getting doused with ice water for the hundredth time on a blind date, Lin Tao snapped and awakened the Blind Date Evaluation System.
As long as he raises the woman's satisfaction, he can earn cash? And best of all, he can "cash out and walk away" whenever he wants?
So he makes grand promises, acts lovesick, and spins one wild story after another. Just as the gold-digger blushes, thinking she's about to marry into a wealthy family...
"System, cash out! I'm taking the money and leaving!"
A moment ago, Lin Tao had been all tenderness. Now his face changed in an instant. "The act's over. Your face is bad for my lung capacity. You're paying for the coffee."
He thought he could get rich by being a "ruthless mission grinder," but why are the skills from the System's lottery so bizarre?!
He draws [Master-Level Sow Postpartum Care]?
Lin Tao turns around and uses his "pig butchering theory" to teach a woman about to jump off a building how to short-sell a scam operation in northern Myanmar, earning a whopping 100,000 yuan in delivery fees!
He draws [Divine-Level Suona Funeral Music Mastery]?
At an upscale gathering, Lin Tao blasts out "The Grand Funeral Procession" and scares off a billionaire!
As the haughty landlady and S-rank socialites all fall for him, Lin Tao hurriedly clutches his phone. "I can swear all you want, but posting it on Moments is off-limits."
Very boring book!