Re:Zero: Kill Me Already, I'm One Pull Away from Pity

Not for readers who dislike overpowered protagonists. Read at your own risk.

He transmigrates into Re:Zero and comes face-to-face with the Bowel Hunter right from the start?

What’s there to panic about? The Death Replay and Rewards System is online!

When other people are killed, they die. When Li Dali gets killed, he just wins a ridiculous amount of rewards!

[Ding! First death detected. Host’s survival performance was abysmal!]

[Hidden achievement unlocked. Drawing a god-tier reward: Conqueror’s Haki (Beginner)!]

Just a little cut? [Saitama physique development +1%!]

Stabbed through the heart? [Strength +50! Agility +50! Armament Haki awakened!]

Desperate to rack up enough pulls for the guaranteed ten-pull reward, Li Dali went on a killing spree... No, wait, a dying spree!

“Elsa, please chop into my main artery! I’m just a little damage away from hitting the guaranteed pull!”

The Bowel Hunter was so terrified she grabbed a train and fled in the middle of the night. “Stay away from me!!!”

When Rem raises her morning star, the White Whale descends, and the Witch revives...

Li Dali grins. “Fantastic! They’re all top-tier lottery tickets just waiting to be cashed in!”