Other people are reborn to conquer the world.
I’m reborn to raise kids.
Transmigrated to the year 2126, Lin Yue binds himself to the More Children, More Blessings System. His goal: have twelve children.
He takes a look at the world:
The birth rate is 0.81, most people are proudly child-free, and AI companions have sold over a hundred million units.
Homes cost 300,000 per square meter, and kindergarten tuition is 500,000 a year.
His elderly neighbor looks at him like he’s crazy. “Have kids, young man? Are you out of your mind?”
Lin Yue thinks he might be crazy too.
Until
His first child is born, and he’s rewarded with five mu of spirit farmland. The spirit herbs he grows sell out immediately.
His third child is born, and he’s rewarded with a low-grade spirit vein, making the whole family’s cultivation speed skyrocket.
His sixth child is born, and he’s rewarded with an alchemy pavilion. Beauty pills have wealthy women fighting over them.
Having kids = getting stronger = making money?
Lin Yue gets it.
From then on, he sets off down a one-way road:
“Wives, let’s have a meeting tonight to discuss next month’s KPIs… I mean, our family-planning schedule.”
“The oldest helps the second with homework, the third plays with the fourth, and it’s time to feed the fifth and sixth…”
“What? A Western organization wants to stop me from having kids? Close the gates and unleash the children! Let them see what sixty-eight little cultivators can do!”
Years later, China’s population has bounced back from 700 million to one billion, and the sound of children playing fills the streets again.
A reporter asks, “Mr. Lin, how did you change the fate of the nation all by yourself?”
Holding his crying youngest son, Lin Yue fumbles to mix formula and says:
“Don’t ask. The answer is, ”
“I’m just a superdad who got dragged into the rat race.”
