Good news: I transmigrated to Nanjing in 1937. From the start, I was sentenced to be shot, but I didn't die.
Bad news: The System replaced my heart, and now I owe three million.
Good news: I can pay off the debt by killing Japanese soldiers, ten thousand gold coins apiece!
Bad news: If I can't pay, it'll randomly take one of my organs each day as interest!
Day one: [Ding! Your left eye has been leased as collateral.]
Japanese sniper: "Baka! How did he kill me in one shot with his eyes closed?!"
Me: (sweating) "Sorry, I'm more accurate when I aim with one eye."
Day two: [Ding! Your cerebellum has been leased as collateral.]
The guys: "Brother Zhang moves like a god, dodging through a hail of bullets with incredible finesse!"
Me: (in tears) "It's not like I want to! I can't control my own legs!"
Day three: [Ding! Your manhood has been leased as collateral.]
Beautiful doctor: "Brother Zhang, why is your face so green?"
Me: "..."
(Now I'm truly empty in all four aspects of life.)
