Transmigrated as Wang Shuang, a minor but mighty warrior in Romance of the Three Kingdoms? And in 189, when Cao Cao rose up to oppose Dong Zhuo?
In this life, I won’t be a mere background character in Zhuge Liang’s Northern Expeditions!
I stand a full thirteen chi tall, with a dark face, yellow eyes, and the build of a bear, broad-backed and muscular.
I wield a hundred-jin saber, carry a meteor hammer at my waist, and can draw a four-stone bow.
This isn’t exaggerated fiction. Those are my real stats.
In 189, I joined Cao Cao, who had only just raised his army.
At the Battle of Bianshui, I split open Xu Rong’s camp gate with one stroke. From then on, Cao Cao’s army had its “Blade of the Overlord.”
During the Longkang mutiny, I simply stood there, and thousands of rebels dropped to their knees and begged for mercy.
At Dongjun, I charged into the enemy ranks with a hundred cavalrymen, and a hundred thousand Black Mountain troops fled at the sight of us.
Beneath Puyang, Lu Bu came at me with his halberd. I drew my saber and faced him.
Lu Bu looked at my height, then at my blade, and quietly turned his horse back toward the city.
Cao Cao craned his neck to look up at me and patted my waist, since he couldn’t reach my shoulder.
“With Wang Shuang around, why would I need a bicycle?”
No, what he said was: “With Wang Shuang around, why would I need Lu Bu!”
