Whoever Wants to Be a Matchmaker Can Do It, I’m Not Doing It

“Master, these days, people crowd in to pray for children, wealth, official positions, and academic success, but hardly anyone comes to pray for love. And it’s not just here. Look at Cupid’s place. His gender keeps changing, so even he doesn’t know where his arrows are going. At least all I do is tie red strings. If Cupid messes up, he might shoot three people with one arrow, and then there’s no undoing it. They’ll be strung together like skewers of barbecue forever.”