Recently, the Apocalypse Survivors Radio Station interviewed Bai Lu, the “Light of Humanity.”
In a wasteland where civilization has collapsed and zombies roam, Mr. Bai Lu has been unanimously hailed by all survivors as the “Holy Father of the Apocalypse,” the “Moral Paragon of the Wasteland,” and “Humanity’s Last Conscience,” thanks to his unmatched spirit of sacrifice and noble selflessness.
Yet when faced with the cameras, this savior, who always wears a gentle smile, has plenty to complain about.
“I’m really no saint!”
“Every time I ‘sacrifice’ myself, I’m doing it entirely for my own sake!”
“At first, I just wanted to die heroically so I could collect the payout and go home…”
See? The savior’s life is just that plain, simple, and boring~~
Hahahahaha, no, bah, bah, bah, bah, where are you?