Hilarious + Lighthearted + Fun + Pure Wish Fulfillment + No Romance
Ling Yun was a top sales champion. After she was hit by a truck, a mysterious being suddenly appeared.
“Help me sell this batch of electric scooters that aren't moving, and you'll come back to life, plus get a hundred million.”
“Deal!”
The next second, she transmigrated to the ancient Great Liang Dynasty, where electricity didn't exist.
Even more absurdly, the sales list said: Anything with wheels and electricity counts as an electric vehicle.
Ling Yun stared at the only sample she had, an electric scooter, deep in thought.
No electricity? The System gave her a hand-cranked generator.
No one to crank it? Hire poor villagers and pay them wages.
Customers don't want to crank it themselves? Pay up, and I'll send someone to do it for you.
And so the capital's first “storefront in front, workshop in back” electric vehicle shop opened.
The front sold vehicles, while the back ran a charging station.
As more people bought vehicles, more jobs cranking out electricity became available.
The poor had work, the rich had vehicles, and the court praised her for benefiting the country and its people.
Ling Yun adjusted her nonexistent glasses. “No need to praise me. I'm just a sales champion trying to stay alive.”
After electric vehicles swept through the court and country, things gradually got out of hand.
The emperor had the palace gate's threshold sawn down so he could race through, and rode his scooter to court.
Generals patrolled their camps on electric scooters, traveling a thousand li a day without having to get up in the middle of the night to feed horses.
Noble heirs ditched their entourages and raced through the capital on electric scooters, becoming the coolest guys in town.
Even the Imperial Household Department's chief purchasing officer got himself an electric cargo tricycle. His hauling efficiency doubled, and he couldn't stop grinning.
Ling Yun rolled up her sleeves.
“There's no such thing as an unsellable product, only people who don't know how to sell it.
“People in ancient times didn't not need electric vehicles. They just didn't know they needed them.”
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