Su Jiuge wakes up with a [Lie Flat Farming System] in his head.
The System says: Please turn this haunted house into the best inn in the world.
Su Jiuge looks at the ruins in front of him, the broken door, and the pair of red eyes at the bottom of the well.
All right, then. We'll start with a haunted house.
When disciples from the Qingshan Sect come to collect protection money, he pins them to the ground with one finger.
The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect passes by while fleeing for her life. He hands her a bowl of porridge, and she never leaves.
A powerful figure from Zhongzhou secretly comes to visit and asks him to enter the world. He says, “Wait a moment. I need to water the cabbages first.”
The previous seventeen innkeepers all died. Su Jiuge is the eighteenth.
Everyone thinks he won't last three days.
Until one day, a group of top cultivators storms the place and sees what's inside the inn
A red-clad vengeful ghost working as the greeter, a traitor from the Heavenly Doctor Valley serving as the physician, and an outcast from the Hehuan Sect working as a waiter…
Meanwhile, the “mortal” innkeeper is squatting in the vegetable patch, arguing with the System:
“I told you the cabbages need phosphorus fertilizer. What does a System like you know about farming?”
[System log: This System has completely given up trying to guide its Host.]
[System log: But the cabbages he grows really are pretty tasty.]
