Dressed as Tang Monk, he refused to tighten the curse at the beginning.
Guanyin sends cassocks? Sign for it and pay for the travel expenses later.
The Five Elements Mountain suppresses Sun Wukong? Violent demolition, release of core thugs, labor contracts with paw prints, and wages of three peaches a day.
Gao Laozhuang Zhu Gang Hyena? Very good, we have a financial director. The nine-tooth rake is not a weapon, it is a top-notch mining pick. Let's dig a few miles to see the quality.
Liushaheshawujing? Silence is golden. Leave your luggage to you and take care of yourself. A skull on your neck? Oh, non-performing assets, stripping and confiscation.
The little white dragon in Yingchoujian? Under the understanding of debt restructuring, any horse can technically issue six additional legs, register a patent immediately, and double its valuation.
Since then, the style of Journey to the West has completely gone astray.
Learn from experience? No, it's a path of capital expansion by beating monsters, robbing treasures, occupying land, doing mergers and acquisitions, and making false accounts (crossed out) to reasonably avoid taxes.
Lingshan wants the true scripture? Sorry, I am only interested in IPOs and incense money listings.
"Everyone, let's get acquainted again."
"The poor monk Tang San was buried, and he was buried in the sky and on the ground, and the immortals and Buddhas were buried."
"From today on, I will set the rules for the westbound journey."
"Who is in favor? Who is against?"
