"Anchor, my idol is Cao Cao, please burn something for him!"
Faced with the crazy provocation from anti-fans, bankrupt anchor Su Chen sighed and took out a box of ibuprofen from a plastic bag.
"Everyone in the family knows that Prime Minister Cao is suspicious by nature. I will take this medicine first out of respect and prove that it is not poisonous!"
Swallow one and throw the rest into the brazier.
Netizens laughed like crazy: God, take medicine to prevent paranoia, full marks for logic!
Unexpectedly, after a ding, Cao Cao actually received it and rewarded him with a piece of Eastern Han Dynasty gold horseshoe and the inheritance of the golden school captain! It sold for three million!
Su Chen realized, this puppet stalker can still be played like this? !
"Give Zhuge Liang a confession? No problem, arrange a one-to-one paper-stripping Dongfeng missile! Prime Minister, Dongfeng Express will achieve its mission!"
"Burn the Red Rabbit Horse for Guan Yu? Second Master, this Harley motorcycle doesn't bite people, it only eats oil. Just twist this with your right hand to run, get on the horse, and break out!"
"Burn a dagger for Jing Ke? Wait a minute. I'll cut myself a hole with the dagger first to prove it's not poisonous!"
The style of the live broadcast room completely collapsed.
The ancient bosses looked at the modern cheap industrial products falling from the sky, exclaimed that the immortals had appeared, and crazily blamed national treasures, secret knowledge, and emperor's luck! Modern anti-fans were slapped in the face until they quit the Internet, and rich people spent millions of dollars to beg for help.
Until the national team lined up overnight to ask for cooperation: "Comrade Su Chen, burn a copy of "History of Modern Humiliation" and a world map for Qin Shihuang, so that Brother Zheng can level Rome in advance!"
When Qin Shihuang looked at the globe on the map, he pulled out the Tai'a sword and pointed at...