Honkai: Star Rail: Aha Hacked My System

Name: Honkai: Star Rail: Aha Hacked My System
Author: Xier Smells Like Cream

崩铁，我的系统被阿哈入侵了

by Xier Smells Like Cream (希儿是奶油味)

Status: Completed
Length: 105k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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#Fun-Loving#System Invasion#No OOC#Subverting the Cliches#Transmigration#White-Haired Protagonist#

The System was stuck at 99% for five whole years.

The day it finished loading, a mad Aeon hacked it.

“Kid, your System belongs to me now. Starting today, I’ll deduct money whenever you’re bored, and only give you spending money when you make a scene.”

And so, a white-haired lunatic appeared on Herta Space Station:

Kafka tried to hypnotize him. He dropped to one knee and said, “Darling, when did you have such a big daughter?”

The first thing he said when the Trailblazer woke up was, “Cosmic Superman, I’m your future temporary guardian.”

Cocolia received a copy of A Mother’s Guide to Rejoining the Workforce, signed: Galactic Barista.

Aha said, “Kid, you’ve seen through the fact that everything is meaningless. So why are you still carefully wiping a dog’s paws?”

Aha: “You’re the craziest Host I’ve ever met.”

Yu Huan: “You’re the most idle Aeon I’ve ever met.”

Aha: “Quiet, someone’s reading the blurb.”

Aha: “You, reading this far: who did you think I meant?”

“To the person who’s read this far: yes, you. You’ve already read three lines of dialogue from me in your head. But you’ve only just realized you’ve never seen my face. Interesting, right?”

“Everyone who clicks gets two five-star characters in ten pulls, both with double crits and no off-banner pulls. Just kidding.”

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