As a social animal on the Internet, I, Lin Wan, have never had "marriage" on my life list. Until my mother, along with her seven aunts and eight aunts, gave me an ultimatum with the attitude of "If you don't get married, you won't be my daughter." When I was desperate, I turned my eyes for help to my best friend of ten years, Jiang Che. Jiang Che is handsome, rich, and gentle, and can be called the ceiling of the "best friend world". After listening to my cry, he pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses gently: "Marriage? Yes. I'll ask the Civil Affairs Bureau, and I'll pay nine yuan." Me:! ! ! I was so moved that I wanted to give him a kiss! Once the agreement is reached, it will be a one-stop process to get the certificate and live together. I thought that from now on I could close the door and be a celibate "roommate couple". But who can tell me why things are getting worse and worse? ! When I came home late from working overtime, he would leave a lamp on and heat up a bowl of porridge; when I was being given a hard time by Party A, he could bring up the other party's dirty stuff with just one phone call; when my Queen Mother made a surprise inspection, he could recite all my preferences without changing his face, and he knew it better than I did! Colleague A: "Xiaowan, your husband is so great! Love from a fairy!" My mother: "My son-in-law is reliable! He is much better than you!" Me: >< Please wake up! He is acting! Until one day during the company team building, I was bullied to the point where Jiang Che took my princess away in front of everyone. The distress and possessiveness in his eyes were so intense that they couldn't get rid of it. The next day I held my waist and questioned him: "Jiang Che, this is not part of our agreement!" He hugged me and smiled softly,