[Magical God + Funny Daily + Reverse Slap in the Face + Brainless Cool Articles + Richest Woman] This article is also known as "I'm on pins and needles as the richest man" and "A monthly salary of 3,000, spending a billion a day" Lin Xiaocai, the most stingy worker in modern times, has to cut toothpaste to use, and pick up free coupons when riding shared bicycles. Just when she was running to save two yuan on bus fare, she bound the "ultimate money dispersing system". Job content: Spend 10 billion within a month. Mission punishment: If you can't spend all the money, it will be wiped out! Mission reward: After spending all the money, you can keep one thousandth of the commission to save the dog's life! Lin Xiaocai was ecstatic: Who doesn't know how to spend money? Buy a house! Buy gold! System: [Warning! It is prohibited to purchase value-preserving assets, and it is prohibited to do charity maliciously. Investments must lose money, otherwise the balance will be double deducted! ] Lin Xiaocai was dumbfounded. Why is it more difficult to lose money than to make money these days? In order to survive, she began to commit suicide crazily. Spend a high price to acquire a garbage factory that is on the verge of bankruptcy, and pay your employees three times their wages! Invest in bad movies that are not popular on the Internet, and spend crazy money to buy the most expensive lunch boxes! Buying a worthless barren mountain just to build a pig farm that only cares about appearance! Just when she thought she was finally going bankrupt and could get the commission to survive... The bad movie became a hit and took in 5 billion at the box office! A hot spring was dug out of a barren mountain and turned into a top resort! The garbage factory developed black technology and launched it on the market! Lin Xiaocai looked at the balance in his account that had increased tenfold, collapsed and cried: "Please don't let me make money anymore, I really just want to save my life by losing money!"
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A cow and horse work non-stop and lose money without enjoying life.
A cow and horse work non-stop and lose money without enjoying life.