"Host, please rescue the children who have fallen into the water immediately!"
"If you don't go, the water will be deep and your hair will fall off."
"Then stop the bank robbery!"
"Don't worry, I'll pick up the steel coins after he's finished robbing them."
System Xiao Ai collapsed: "Are you trying to piss me off?!"
Lu Fei was paralyzed by his billions in wealth: "Stop arguing, please drive this 0.01% Off yacht first!"
Let's see how the laziest protagonist in history spoils three goddesses with the help of priceless rewards!