My name is Guo Jing, and people on the grassland call me "Han Orphan."
Jochi said I was not good enough for his sister, so I threw him into the mud.
Chagatai said that I don't know how to fight. I defeated the five cities of the Jin Kingdom in three days.
Jin Aizong laughed at me as a dog of the Mongols. I came to the gate of Zhongdu and forced him to burn himself to death.
Lizong of the Song Dynasty called me a rebellious minister and a traitor, and I laughed——
The throne of your Zhao family was originally snatched from my Chai family!
During the Chenqiao Mutiny, when your ancestor Zhao Kuangyin wore a yellow robe, why didn't you say he was a traitor?
Now I am taking back the country for the Chai family, it is only natural and right!
What? You say I can't defeat the Southern Song Dynasty?
Sorry, I have 30,000 Mongolian cavalry, firearms blueprints, and the best counselors and generals in the world.
What do you, Zhao Song, have? Jia Sidao? Or are they trash who can only recite poems correctly?
Don't worry, I'll be in Lin'an soon.
Wash your neck and wait.
