Who Says Cultivators Can't Be Crazy? Make Way, I'm Racing to Ascend

Name: Who Says Cultivators Can't Be Crazy? Make Way, I'm Racing to Ascend
Author: Auntie from Tianfu

谁说修仙不能癫？让让我赶着飞升

by Auntie from Tianfu (天府姑奶奶)

Status: Completed
Length: 528k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Yin Jiuyang transmigrated. Three months without reaching Foundation Establishment? BOOM! Half a year without forming a Golden Core? A royal flush! A year without reaching Nascent Soul? Then blow it up again! Others take three hundred years to form a Nascent Soul. She has to reach Nascent Soul in one year. It’s not that she wants to push herself so hard. There’s a time bomb inside her, and if she doesn’t work herself to death, it’ll blow her up instead! No resources? Take them! No pills? Make them! No cultivation techniques? Steal them! The senior disciple of Cangwu Mountain brought her an umbrella, so she sold it for spirit stones; The young master of the demonic sect asked if she was afraid of him. She said, “I’m afraid of being poor, not of you.” The entire cultivation world wants to kill her, pursue her, save her, or marry her. Yin Jiuyang rolled her eyes. “Move aside. Your auntie’s in a hurry to ascend!” Others either cultivate the Passionate Sword, Or, if all else fails, practice the Heartless Dao. But Yin Jiuyang cultivates one thing: Don’t get in my way!

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