In America, Lucifer Is My Girlfriend

I got whisked off to America, then conned into going to hell.

With nothing but a silver tongue, I managed to sweet-talk Lucifer, Lord of Hell.

Backed by my powerful girlfriend, I run amok across America, doing whatever I please.

You want to know if I’m tough?

Go ask my girlfriend.

I’m a man with his sights set on becoming the Lord of Hell.