Harry Potter: My Archrival Is Forced to Confess to Me Every Day

[Drarry + GGAD + Wolfstar (relationship not officially confirmed) | Light comedy | Wildly made-up plot and tons of headcanons] What would you think if you discovered that your nemesis had been “forced” to do all these things for you? He fixes your hair and says, “Your eyes are so green, they look like glowing toad eyes.” He calls your name in his sleep, then insists when he wakes up that “it’s the contract’s influence.” He takes a curse for you, then weakly says, “You owe me one.” What would you think? A. He’s gone mad. B. He’s under magical control. C. He actually likes me. Harry Potter chose B and sincerely pitied Draco Malfoy for months. Until he noticed that whenever the guy “lost control,” his ears turned red in a very regular rhythm. Until he noticed that when the guy “accidentally” touched his hand, his fingers lingered for half a second on purpose. Turns out the whole world knew Malfoy was putting on an act. Only the Boy Who Lived thought he was the victim.