A Simp's Guide to Self-Improvement: My Hundred White Moons

Name: A Simp's Guide to Self-Improvement: My Hundred White Moons
Author: Yang Dongyou

舔狗修炼手册，我的一百个白月光

by Yang Dongyou (杨冬有)

Status: Completed
Length: 329k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Urban fantasy + multiple heroines + ensemble cast + unconventional plot]

If someone gave you 300 million and asked you to win the hearts of 100 women, then cruelly reject them once they were hopelessly in love with you, what would you do?

I did it.

In the first month, I won over and rejected the pure-hearted campus beauty.

In the second month, I turned away the older landlady.

In the third month, when my ex-girlfriend cried and begged me to get back together, I told her she was a good person.

Every time I rejected a woman, another 100,000 was added to my account. Once I reached 100, I could take the 300 million.

But I realized I didn't feel like myself anymore. It was as if I'd lost so much.

I wanted to quit, but a woman named Chu Yao said:

“You don't have the right to quit. You're part of the game too.”

Hidden in the contract's more than a thousand pages was a staggering penalty I couldn't afford to pay.

I'm Yang Zhen, a man who doesn't deserve to be loved.

“It's time to start hunting.”

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Shocked, a certain loser man actually rejected the affectionate confessions of a hundred goddesses such as the innocent school beauty, the royal young lady, the first girlfriend, the cold lawyer, etc. For the sake of three small goals. Is behind this the distortion of human nature or the loss of morals? The author is awesome. I give you a call and thumbs up. (⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ‹⸝⸝ᐡ) ⟡.·
8 likes6mo ago
To be honest, when I first read the title and introduction, I thought it was just another mindless and cool article - dog-licking counterattack, system blessing, beautiful girl posting, just a picture of fun and it's over. It turns out that this book has no system at all. Instead, it leaves a suspenseful 300 million gambling agreement and dog head APP. I look forward to the author revealing what secrets are hidden behind it. Every female character in the book was brought to life by the author, and each living person stood in front of me. The protagonists and every story that happened to them made me feel like I was watching a movie. The beauty of Su Qingyan lies in that "feeling of brokenness" that makes your heart tremble. You know that she might break if you get close to her, but you can't help but want to protect her in the palm of your hand. Zhou Xinyan is the ultimate in "cold on the outside and hot on the inside". Her coldness is the protective shell, and the heat is the magma flowing under the shell. Every crack in the ice shell makes people's hearts beat faster. And Lin Luoxue, this woman is so amazing, a walking taboo and a paradox of reason. She speaks the most dangerous words in the calmest tone, every word is like interrogating a prisoner, but every look is flirtatious. The author understands ambiguity, and these delicate pulls are more poignant than any straightforward sex scene. Currently I like Lin Luoxue the most. Sassy and beautiful, full of aggression. Anyway, after reading this, I just want to say, "Sister, kill me." But the data in this book seems to be average? What a pity. The writing style is very good for the same genre, and the characters are not stereotyped. I will continue to pursue it, and I hope the author will not cut it.
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It's still very interesting, good luck to the author
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