The Grand Princess Is Marrying in My Place? I Was Eavesdropping on Her Thoughts

[Marriage Before Love + husband-and-wife team + fun-loving leads + sweet romance, one heroine]

Lu Jing transmigrates into the body of the capital’s most sickly playboy and is bound to the [Top-Secret Gossip System].

He plans to fake coughing up blood every day and lie in the courtyard, happily listening to gossip.

But his fiancée thinks he’s not long for this world and wants to marry into a wealthier family. On their wedding day, she elopes with the new top scholar of the imperial examinations, who also happens to be my cousin!

Just when I’m about to become the capital’s biggest cuckold, the bridal sedan arrives.

The notorious mad princess, rumored to kill without blinking and to have caused the deaths of three consorts, kicks down my door wearing her wedding dress.

On the outside, I tremble and cough furiously. On the inside, I’m gorging on gossip:

[Yes! Rich lady, I’m hungry! As long as I don’t provoke her, I can live off her for the rest of my life!]

The princess, who had been ready to go on a killing spree, pauses. “?”

After we marry, I discover that this mad princess not only doesn’t kill me, but also keeps coming over to my side.

When someone in court impeaches me, my inner voice says: [That old censor scolds me every day, but he has no idea that the baby his newly married eighth concubine is carrying belongs to his steward!]

The next day, the princess exposes the old censor’s secret, and he spits blood and resigns on the spot.

Then one night, as I gaze at the princess’s breathtaking sleeping face, my heart flutters and I think: [Waaah, my wife is so cool and beautiful. Too bad the rumors say she’s devoted herself to the path of severing desire and avoids men. Otherwise, I’d love to snuggle up to her…]

In the darkness, the princess suddenly rolls over and pins me down.

“Who said I avoid men?”

Wait! How does she know what I’m thinking?!