[Marriage first, love later + couple doubles + fun person + sweet doting single heroine]
Lu Jing became the number one sickly dandy in the capital and was bound to the [Top Secret Melon-eating System].
I wanted to pretend to be sick and vomit blood every day, lying in the yard and eating melon happily.
It turned out that my fiancée thought I was short-lived, so in order to reach a higher position, I eloped with the new top scholar (my cousin) on my wedding day!
Seeing that I was going to become the green turtle in the whole capital, who knew that the sedan chair was lifted.
The crazy princess who was rumored to have killed three princes-in-law without blinking an eye, actually kicked open my door in her wedding clothes.
On the outside I was trembling and coughing crazily, but on the inside I was eating melon crazily:
Yeah! The rich woman is hungry for food! As long as I don't mess with her, I can eat this soft rice for ninety-nine years!
The eldest princess, who was about to go on a killing spree, paused: "?"
After we got married, I discovered that this crazy princess not only refused to kill me, but also always liked to get close to me.
Someone in the court impeached me, and my heart was like: [This old censor scolds me every day, but he doesn't know that the eighth concubine he just married is pregnant with his housekeeper's seed!
The next day, the eldest princess exploded the old censor's penis. The old censor vomited blood and resigned on the spot.
Until one night, I looked at the beautiful sleeping face of the eldest princess, and my heart was filled with crazy thoughts: [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Com By the way, it is a pity that there are rumors that she has practiced the path of ruthlessness and is not close to men, otherwise I really want to stick to her..."
In the darkness, the eldest princess suddenly turned over and pinned me down:
"Who said I'm not a manly woman?"
Wait! How does she know what I'm thinking? !
