A woodcutter was regarded by the entire sect as the reincarnation of an ancient mortal saint.
Chen Bushi, a woodcutter in the Qingxuanzong's miscellaneous room, a pseudo-spiritual root, the fighting wood among the waste wood. Daily life: chopping firewood, eating cornstarch, and feeding mice. Life creed: Eat enough, don't lose your heart, and you can bear any hardship.
Until one day, he said something fair to the old woman, and the old woman gave him half a piece of dry food. He burped - the stone cracked. Another burp - the whole crowd knelt down.
The whole sect went crazy: "The reincarnation of the ancient mortal saint!" "Every nonsense he said about farming is the true meaning of cultivating immortality!"
Chen Bushi:? ? ? I just have heartburn after eating too much steamed buns!
From then on, he was robbed of his job - he didn't get angry and complimented the other party on his good teeth. He was punished by kneeling in the snow - he didn't hold grudges and rolled in the snow to save himself from washing clothes. Being falsely accused of stealing the spiritual fruit - explain carefully that "it may have been in the mouth of a rat". Then his chest lit up, he couldn't control his dancing, and he burped so hard that the young sect master fell to his knees.
The whole sect knelt down and begged him to accept him as a disciple. He knelt down and begged the whole sect not to delay him in chopping wood.
At the same time, Huo You, the Supreme Being of the Immortal Realm, stared at him: "This son is the biggest threat to my rules of heaven."
Chen did not know anything. He carried the pole, gnawed on the steamed bun, and strode towards the back mountain.
I still want to eat steamed buns tomorrow.
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(How a fool used the farming theory to overturn the entire world of immortality - bookmark it for later)
