He traveled through time and became the most miserable puppet Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty in history. He was surrounded and hunted by an army of 50,000 people at the beginning?
Don't panic! Bind to the [Reverse System of Getting Rich from National Destruction], as long as you crazily commit suicide and ruin the fate of the country, you can return to modern times and retire with tens of billions of assets!
I thought I could happily sit around and wait for the country to perish, but who knew that the brain power of these Three Kingdoms bosses was so terrible!
Li Jue's army pressed on the territory, and all the officials wrote suicide notes in despair. I thought the military rations were too unpalatable, so I cooked butter and spicy hot pot in a bronze cauldron at the top of Luoyang City.
Unexpectedly, the sparks fell and detonated the mine array I had planted conveniently, and 50,000 enemy troops were instantly wiped out.
Poison Master Jia Xu knelt down on the spot: "You don't need a knife to kill people, and you don't leave any traces on your heart. Your Majesty's poison is something that even a humble minister can't finish learning in a lifetime!"
Cao Cao brought heavy troops to force the palace, trying to "hijack the emperor to order the princes."
I was ecstatic and took out the "Dahan Security and Logistics Outsourcing Agreement" with my backhand: "Luoyang will not tolerate dogs! Cao Aiqing sign it quickly. From now on, you will cover Dahan's security and my food!"
Cao Xiongxiong, who was full of evil, was deceived and became lame on the spot. With tears in his eyes, he pressed his bloody fingerprints and was gloriously appointed as the chief security captain and top brother of the big man. I was ruined by me every day.
In order to get my pension as soon as possible, I sent out bad checks like crazy, used the national jade seal as a big carrot to seal, and dragged hundreds of officials to barbecue in the wilderness every day...
As a result, the military generals fought to the death for me, the counselors regarded me as a god, and the princes from all over the world lined up to come to Xudu to pay protection fees!
Looking at the history of the Three Kingdoms that has been completely misguided, I feel like crying without tears:
"Boss Cao, I beg you, can you usurp the throne quickly?"
Cao Cao fell to his knees, drew his sword and shouted with red eyes: "Whoever dares to touch your majesty's kingdom, I, Cao Mengde, will kill his nine tribes!"
