Song Budu, the chief psychiatrist, passed away and became the original tragic heroine in the sadistic novel who had her heart and blood extracted and jumped off a cliff to prove herself.
Looking at the group of seriously ill immortal cultivators in front of him, Song Budu calmly tore up the script and put on a white coat:
"What kind of immortality are you cultivating? All of you have been diagnosed and need to be treated!"
The paranoid elder brother wants to steal her heart?
Song Budu: "Do you have the right blood type? Do you want to know more about the hemolytic reaction? I suggest you do an intelligence screening first. You have severe stand-in hallucinations to compensate."
Second Junior Brother who committed suicide must feel the same way?
Song Budu: "Stop pricking yourself. Come on, after these three thousand pieces of dirty clothes are washed, I guarantee that you will stop hurting yourself and your soul will be sublimated."
The leader of anxiety disorder is so worried that he is bald?
Song Budu: "Put down your sword and go down the mountain to chop pork. Physical stress relief is the best way to grow hair!"
As a result, the style of painting in the world of cultivation was completely distorted.
The former holy land of sadomasochism has become the "Duan'e Mental Health Center", and the top magic weapon has become an electric shock therapy device.
Heaven brings thunder and calamity? Song Budu responded with a labor arbitration: "Illegal overtime work, thunder calamity is invalid!"
Just when Song Budu was preparing to complete his merits and refused to ascend back to the mortal world to become the dean,
Shen Du, the senior brother who was once the most criticized, jumped down from the clouds with red ears and grabbed her by the hem of her clothes:
"Junior sister, I have insomnia... Without the sound of you eating melon seeds in the sky, I won't be promoted. Please lock me up for the rest of my life."
Song Budu: ... That's a disease, so we need to pay more!
