Dressed as the tyrant's white moonlight stand-in, my career is in jeopardy. On the day when the real owner Bai Yueguang came back, I packed up my small baggage with tears in my eyes and prepared to run away. As a result, she weakly leaned over and said to me next to the tyrant: "Sister, Your Majesty and I truly love each other. I hope you won't interfere with us." Me: "?" Wait, this familiar smell of green tea! Take another look at the inferior red rope bracelet on her wrist - good guy, when a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, let's shoot him in the back! Seeing that the tyrant was being coaxed into confusion by her, and my life was in danger, I decided to take a chance. I sent out a PPT for the tyrant overnight - PUA identification and counterattack strategies: from entry to mastery. The tyrant frowned: What is PUA? My professional face: a way to make you have self-doubt through mental control, so that you will do what he says. Bai Yueguang is about to cry: Your Majesty, sister, does she misunderstand me... I just love you too much. Let me answer quickly: Your Majesty, please read Appendix 3, 108 classic quotes about green tea. This sentence perfectly hits No. 37, "Hit someone upside down with a rake to show weakness." The tyrant turned over the book and pondered: ... That makes sense. From then on, I ran all the way on the road to survival, and was unexpectedly named the "Master of Tea Appreciation" by the tyrant, specializing in treating various difficult and complicated diseases in the harem. Today, the imperial concubine is cheating, and tomorrow, the real person is cheating. I have a book on self-cultivation of an actor in my left hand, and a psychology of micro-expressions in my right hand. I am going crazy in the harem. The tyrant touched his chin: "My dear concubine, I see that the new top scholar also seems to have some plans for me. Can you analyze it?" Me: "... Report to Your Majesty! The scope of business is beyond the scope of the business!"