[No need to think, just go for it] [All done by hand]
Tang Sanzang traveled west to fetch the scriptures, facing the Eighty-One Tribulations. And those count as tribulations?
Where's the killing?
Where's the war?
Where are the rivers of blood?
It was nothing but a spring outing for gods and Buddhas, a little show where everyone got along with everyone else!
The immortals and deities filled the heavens, each eager to earn merit, practically groveling at the feet of the Western Sect.
Wait, could this Journey to the West actually be aimed at the few surviving members of my Jie Sect?
Huang Xiaohu wondered: Do they really think my Jie Sect is easy to bully?
Without my Jie Sect this time, even a great tribulation has turned gentle.
Just watch me wield the Qingping Sword, reignite the killing tribulation, and carve a bloody path through the Journey to the West!