I Slack Off Every Day, and My Boss Begs Me Not to Leave

After 30 straight days of overtime, I died suddenly and was reborn on my first day at the company. This time, I decided to lie flat for good: show up late, leave early, and refuse to join the rat race. But the more I slacked off, the better the company performed. The boss pinned me against the wall, eyes bloodshot, and begged, “Please work yourself to death like you did in your last life!”