I, Su Jingshen, died suddenly.
When I woke up, I was bound to system #0000, a grumpy old man who was so angry with me that he shut down every day.
System: Host, you cannot exceed 30% OOC!
Me: OK. (Turn around and bankrupt Ba Corporation)
System: ... Your OOC value is through the roof!
Me: Just blow it up. I was at the bottom of the KPI list in my last life. Why don't you let me enjoy it in this life?
System: You will be rejected by the world!
Me: If you reject it, reject it. Anyway, I reject this world.
System:…
Later I learned that in every world there is a man named Gu Yuan waiting for me.
System: He is your CP, and you will have sadistic love for seven generations.
Me: Seventh life? Then I have to repay his love debt for seven lifetimes?
System: No, you have to pay him back for seven lifetimes of milk tea. He invites you to drink milk tea in every world.
Me:……
System: A total of forty-two cups, equivalent to 840 points, please repay as soon as possible.
Me: Gu Yuan, come out and let's talk about what AA system is.