Shen Yan, a history graduate student, died suddenly on the eleventh night of revising his thesis.
When I opened my eyes again, I became a poor scholar in the examination room. The test paper was blank and the examiner stared at me.
I thought I could lie down after traveling through time, but it turned out that I was bound to the [Salted Fish Turnover System]——
The more he wants to keep a low profile, the more the system forces him to show off.
Writing a policy paper? Directly output the master's thesis, the examiner knelt down.
Attending a poetry festival? I wanted to fool around by memorizing Tang poems, but when a side effect occurred, I danced to "The Most Dazzling National Style" on the spot, which became popular.
During the palace examination, the emperor asked him about the strategy of governing the country, and he was forced to draw a cannon design, and was regarded as the "Wenqu star descended to the earth"——
Then the "Communist Manifesto" was recited in public, and the historian crazily memorized "the true words of ancient wise kings in governing the country."
Shen Yan's heart: I just want to be a salted fish, but the whole world is forcing me to be a boss.
What's more terrible is that you will die within 24 hours after every time you pretend to be cool - reciting modern poetry, dancing in the square, singing Rap to defeat the enemy...
Enemy: This guy is so scary!
Shen Yan: No, I'm just a graduate student who can't finish his thesis...
System: Ding! It is detected that the host is trying to lie down, and the [Cosmic Level Pretending Mode] is forced to turn on.
There are a lot of knives in the back, be careful! !
