My name is Shen Yan. I’m a PhD in quantum physics from the Chinese Academy of Sciences. An accident during an experiment sent my soul into Ximen Qing from Water Margin, the man who dies the most gruesome death.
I open my eyes to an iconic scene: Pan Jinlian’s clothes half undone, her breathing soft and unsteady, while Wang Po munches on sunflower seeds outside.
I know that in three months, Wu Song will return to the county and cut off my lecherous head.
Luckily, I have a System and a modern mind. I’m not running, and I’m not backing down. I’m turning the tables.
First, stop Wu Dalang from being poisoned. Second, help Wu Zhi build a fortune so he’ll willingly marry Pan Jinlian to me. Third, talk the Liangshan heroes into becoming my business partners one by one. Song Jiang wants to accept the imperial amnesty? I’ll sell him on a grand vision. Li Kui loves to fight? I’ll teach him to make money in the ring. As for Wang Ganniang, the pretty thirty-year-old widow, from today on, her teahouse is under my management, and so is she.
This is the Northern Song, a world I’m about to crush with a higher level of technology.
People say Ximen Qing died because of women and knives. They’re wrong. He died because he was ignorant.
And I’m educated, I have a System, and I’ve got an even more punchable face than the original Ximen Qing.
The 108 Liangshan heroes, starting with Wu Song. I’m going to... Go Public on Liangshan.
