My name is Shen Yan, I have a PhD in Quantum Physics from the Chinese Academy of Sciences. An experimental accident caused me to transform into Ximen Qing, who died the most tragic death in "Water Margin".
When she opened her eyes, she saw a famous scene - Pan Jinlian's clothes were half unbuttoned, she was panting slightly, and Grandma Wang was eating melon seeds outside.
I know: Three months later Wu Song returned to the county and chopped off the head of me, a lewd thief.
Fortunately I have a system and a modern brain. Don't run, don't be cowardly, just flip the table.
The first step is to prevent Wu Dalang from being poisoned. The second step is to help Wu Zhi start a business and get rich, so that he can marry Pan Jinlian to me willingly. The third step is to trick each of the Liangshan heroes into becoming my partners—Song Jiang wants to recruit him? I'll draw a pie for him; does Li Kui like to fight? I taught him to fight in the ring to make money; as for the thirty-year-old pretty widow Wang Ganniang, her teahouse will be under my control from today on, and so will everyone.
This is the Northern Song Dynasty, a world that is about to be hit by my dimensionality reduction.
Some people say that Ximen Qing died from a woman and a knife. I say no - he died of illiteracy.
And I am cultured, systematic, and have a face that deserves more beatings than the original Ximen Qing.
One hundred and eight generals of Water Margin, starting from Wu Song, I want to... "I'm going public in Liangshan"
