After Rebirth, I Will Be the King of Scrolls in Heaven

Reborn in heaven, I, Li Changfan, am possessed by King Juan. In his previous life, he was a social animal who died suddenly. In this life, he is transformed into the CEO of Three Realms Logistics - he starts with a coffin and a thunder from the sky on his back. The KPI is "one bad review, and the thunder will empower you." In order not to be chopped into dust, I can only use Excel to schedule somersault clouds, use insulating tape to wrap Lei Jie, and use nails to check Sun Wukong's attendance. As a result, the painting style gradually became abstract: • Sun Wukong used a million-hair avatar to carry out live broadcasts, and the fairy peaches from Huaguoshan were sold directly. The slogan was "Take one bite and you won't get acne." • Nezha's Hot Wheels registration is "send-to-city delivery", and half a stick of incense will reach the three realms. • Erlangshen's heavenly eye has been transformed into a holographic surveillance probe, specializing in photographing thieves stealing express delivery. • The Queen Mother's lychees use the Mysterious Ice Chain developed by me and come with a "Fresh Preservation Instruction". I thought this was just a counterattack by a social beast until—— Tang Seng, who learned from his laid-off job, started an emotional radio station. Roaring Heavenly Dog begged me to purchase Mortal Spicy Tiao on his behalf. Guanyin Bodhisattva opens the "Emergency Enlightenment Hotline"... The whole heaven is running wildly under my KPI. So—— If you see a mortal riding a bald broom outside the Nantian Gate, carrying a sizzling thunderball, Don't ask, asking is just delivering express. Five-star praise, I guarantee your eternal life. A negative review... You will receive a "Tianlei Initiation Experience Coupon", free shipping, delivered in seconds.