Su Meng, the famous fish king + unlucky guy in the underworld, was kicked down to earth by the King of Hell because he lost ten games in a row.
KPI: Only after collecting 100 souls can one return to the underworld and become a full-time official. The first target is Fu Cheng, the vegetative president.
It happened that the Su family forced their illegitimate daughter to marry as a substitute. Su Meng's eyes lit up: Is there such a good thing?
On the first day after getting married, I took out the expired Meng Po soup and wanted to feed it to Fu Cheng, but I took a sip and almost passed away.
The next day, I sat by the bed and read a hundred news about Fu Cheng's death, trying to piss him off to death.
"Mr. Fu, your stock price has dropped by 800 million."
"Mr. Fu, your second uncle wants to rob your family property."
"Mr. Fu, you Bai Yueguang went to the hotel with your good brother."
"Oh, by the way, Mr. Fu, you hid 50 million in cash under your mattress, did you forget it?"
On the third day, Fu Cheng suddenly opened his eyes.
Su Meng cried on the spot: My KPI! It takes a lifetime to wash dishes!
Fu Cheng looked at the barrage floating above her head expressionlessly:
It's over, it's over, it's over
[KPI is gone]
I have to wash dishes for the rest of my life
[If I had known better, I would have struck harder]
Fu Cheng:? ? ?
This woman wants to kill me every day?
Later——
Su Meng wanted to poison her, and she had diarrhea for three days.
Su Meng wanted to push him downstairs, but he fell down and got shit.
Su Meng wanted to tell a ghost story to scare him to death, so she cried and got into his arms.
Fu Cheng hugged him tightly: "Good boy, don't think about collecting the soul. Come home with me. Spend the money as you like. I'll take care of enough melon seeds."
Su Meng's eyes lit up: Then I don't have to wash dishes for the rest of my life?
Everyone in the Fu family:? ? ?
Isn't our president a vegetable? Why did you wake up and become a maniac who dotes on his wife?
