In the third year of Zhenguan, Li Shimin paid a private visit incognito, and encountered a seventeen-year-old girl blocking his way.
The girl made a milky sound, but she was riding a "mechanical tiger" made of stainless steel that breathed white air, and held up an exquisite repeating crossbow: "Robbery! Hand over the delicious candied haws!"
Li Shimin was confused and Cheng Yaojin was dumbfounded.
When did the Tang Dynasty have such terrifying mechanism skills? !
Following the girl, Li Shimin was horrified to find...
The girl's mother was actually Princess Li Lizhi of Changle who was supposed to "die"!
The girl's father, Ye Yuhang, appeared to be a member of the down-and-out noble family. Secretly, he not only produced potatoes, refined salt, and firecrackers, but even recited a few poems casually, which could make the literary world of the Tang Dynasty tremble!
Li Shimin: "Good son-in-law! Teach me how to make this machine tiger! I will give you half of the country!"
Family member: "Please, Mr. Ye, please take away your magical powers. Our faces are all swollen!"
Talented beauties of the Tang Dynasty: "Master Ye, do you still need a concubine? The kind who can warm the bed..."
Ye Yuhang sighed helplessly: "I really just want to be a low-key daddy. It's all my fault for this leaky little cotton-padded jacket!"
Reader comments
How should I put it? It's very high-level. Yes, it's very high-level.
How should I put it? It's very high-level. Yes, it's very high-level.
The novel is very nice.