[Time Travel] [Easy] [Funny] [Slow Heat] [Decisive Killing] [Dihua] [System Cool Article] [Pretending to Slap in the Face] [Ploy to Reduce Dimensionality]
In the early years of Zhenguan, there were severe droughts for many years, and people died of hunger everywhere. As soon as Wang Ergou opened his eyes after traveling through time, he found that he had become a miserable refugee who was beaten to death by his stepmother for stealing half a piece of bran cake. Faced with the hellish start of Yizizishi and the superior Qiwang of the Five Surnames, Chu Feng awakened the [Tianji Fortune Telling Deduction System] and was able to discern the script of everyone's past and future destiny. In order to survive, he simply put on a Taoist robe, pretended to be dead, and publicly announced that he was the founder of Jiutiandang Demon who came down to earth!
"Master Cui, the account book you hid in the study last night can be clearly seen by Pindao." Relying on the system's dimensionality reduction attack, Wang Ergou not only prayed for rain to relieve the drought, but also set up a secret bureau in Chang'an City, deciding life and death with one glance, and deciding the world with one word. The monopoly of the five surnames and Qi Wang was manipulated by him, and the high-ranking aristocratic families offered thousands of gold to him just for a piece of advice. Even Li Er, who paid a private visit incognito, was deceived by him so much that he couldn't find Bei. Empress Changsun even worshiped him as a god.
When the aristocratic family completely collapsed and the imperial power was on the verge of collapse, the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty finally realized that something was wrong: How could this fake half-immortal who smiled and shouted all day long that "I only know a little fortune-telling skills" unknowingly had more followers under his command than the Tang army? And... How come the saint and confidante beside him are even the princess?
