I Picked Up a Cool, Stunning Older Woman and Convinced Her She's My Wife

From the start, his ex-girlfriend and his long-time crush torment him again and again, and now the System wants to erase him too. What kind of miserable life is this?

To stay alive, I call out “Honey” to a cool, mature beauty who's passed out drunk by the roadside.

Turns out this System is ruthless. It closes the logical loop on the spot!

Lu Yan: Li Rui, since we've been dating for three years, why aren't we married yet?

Li Rui: (horrified) Calm down! The System made that up!

Lu Yan: (coldly) Who's this System? Some little temptress on the side?

Ex-girlfriend: What gives Li Rui the right to be with a cool female CEO? Isn't he just a broke loser?

System: [Ding! Identity updated. Host's current identity: World's Richest Man + Returning God of War]

Li Rui: Stop, stop, stop! This character setup is way too old-fashioned. Can't you come up with something more original?

From then on, he hurtles down the road of making up lies and becomes the ultimate fantasy of all humanity.

No, I really just wanted to trick someone into being my wife so I could stay alive. How did I become an all-around male god?!

Spoils tally: top-tier mature beauty wife x1, global richest man identity x1, ex's regret points x999!