I am the person who hates involution the most, and I ended up bankrupting the Horrible Company.
On the day I was laid off, I rolled my eyes at HR's standard words.
Me: (sneering) Layoffs are just layoffs, what kind of strategic adjustment is this?
Result: He was dragged into the horrible company Yongye Group, and his performance was at the bottom and he was optimized into a wall.
Me: "...6, This lousy class hasn't finished yet, has it?"
In the first performance settlement, I used all my fishing skills, and the result was that I topped the entire tier in rankings.
Me: (surprised) I am obviously fishing?
Result: My "fishing promotion method" was spread throughout the entire staff.
Newcomer: "Please give me a tutorial!"
At the all-hands meeting, I took the microphone to talk to the CEO, and said "I quit" to wake up tens of thousands of trapped gray figures.
Me: (calmly) I won't serve your KPIs anymore.
Result: Yongye Group collapsed on the spot, and patients with dementia around the world collectively woke up.
Everyone who woke up: "Thank you sister for helping us get off work!"
