Lin Jiaojiao's whole family was in a bus accident and landed together in a period novel, becoming the village's most despised, dog-cursed family of shameless contrast characters.
Her father was a chain-smoking vagrant, her mother a lazy, sharp-tongued shrew, her brother an idle good-for-nothing, and she was a spoiled dreamer who spent every day fantasizing about marrying into the city.
Next door, the reborn heroine was rolling up her sleeves, ready to lead the charge in a competition of hard work. She swore she'd grind the Lin family into the dirt and watch them starve in the snow.
The four Lins exchanged looks. Working hard was out of the question. Their motto for this life was to have no shame!
The brigade leader ordered them to haul manure?
Her father smeared pot soot on his face and pretended to have a seizure. Her mother tried to hang herself from a beam. Lin Jiaojiao pressed a shard of broken porcelain to her neck. "Give us five jin of grain, or the whole family dies right in front of you!"
Brigade Leader: "My ancestors! You can have the grain. Please, just don't die!"
The reborn heroine showed off by bringing over white-flour buns?
Lin Jiaojiao flopped to the ground and hugged her leg. "A kind soul is giving us food!" Her mother snatched the buns, while her brother put up a big poster praising the heroine.
The heroine stared at her empty bowl and the reputation they'd stuck her with, so furious she pissed blood on the spot!
[Ding! Host's whole family successfully caused trouble, leaving the heroine extremely frustrated. Points +500. Braised pork successfully redeemed!]
When a modern PR director, a top salesman father, a supermarket manager mother, and a tactical analyst brother came together,
the villagers wept. "It's one thing that their family doesn't work, but how do they still have meat fragrant enough to perfume the whole village at every meal?"
Lin Jiaojiao picked her teeth. "As long as we have no morals, nobody can guilt-trip us!"
