My name is Lin Dazhu, and my online name is "Rogue Joker"
During the live broadcast, he said, "Transport me back to ancient times and still make the emperor laugh." A piece of broken jade pendant really threw me into "Longmen Escort".
The first thing I said when I opened my eyes was: "I know this script well."
Lu Sanjin preaches? I directly performed a "Internet workplace slang reverse PUA" for him.
Bai Jingqi is showing off? I recreated "your dad Bai Zhantang's classic emoticon before it was so popular" on the spot.
Sheng Qiuyue wants to kill someone? I took out the full set of "Rule of Law Online" tactics to persuade her from a criminal suspect to an enthusiastic member of the public.
Cai Badou keeps money? I told him about the "economics of consumption downgrade" and burned up his CPU.
Wen Liang Gong recalls his ex-girlfriend? I opened the "Emotional Live Room" for online analysis and made him cry.
Is Lu Qingcheng aloof? I can't stop her with my earthy love words every day.
Qiu Yingluo worships money? I helped her identify "pig-killing plates" and turned her list of ex-boyfriends into an anti-fraud teaching material.
Want to hear a story? I directly changed "Pleasant Goat" into the Jianghu version, and after listening to it, he wanted to recognize me as his father.
They all thought I was a mean-mouthed tease.
The way Lu Sanjin looked at me changed: "Who are you?"
I smiled without saying a word and touched the jade in my arms.
I can't tell them that the world is just a book,
And I'm the one who watched the finale.
Even better is the barrage of this book
only me
