"Dalong Real Estate is offering a huge reward. Whoever can sleep in the top haunted house for one night will win a million-dollar bonus!"
As a top social animal, Tang Yuan signed up with his full mutant zombie physique.
Everyone thought that this poor boy who was not afraid of death would not survive tonight. Even Uncle Jiu burned paper money for him outside the door.
As a result, the door opened the next day. Tang Yuan elegantly wiped the ghost smell from the corner of his mouth and complained with regret: "Can I find a house with more ghosts next time? I won't be able to eat enough."
Others clean up a haunted house by drawing talismans, but Tang Yuan cleans up a haunted house by just using his mouth and eating nothing!
The vampire count from the west is coming? Sorry, I squeezed it directly into blood-enhancing oral liquid.
As for how you spend your usual short holidays?
Tang Yuan said that as a patriotic old zombie from the Ming Dynasty, his only entertainment activity on weekends was to dig up the graves of successive Qing emperors and use them as a cafeteria.
