Just Joined Five Ha, and My Yandere Girlfriend Wants to Kill Me Every Day

Name: Just Joined Five Ha, and My Yandere Girlfriend Wants to Kill Me Every Day
Author: Cheese-Crispy Trash Fish

刚上五哈，病娇女友，天天想刀我

by Cheese-Crispy Trash Fish (芝士脆杂鱼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 680k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2d ago
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To activate the damn System, Shen Mochen played the scoundrel a hundred times. Once the System was successfully activated, Shen Mochen made his debut on his own merit and went straight into production on the first season of Five Jokers. In the blink of an eye, an award-winning actress exposed him in a Weibo post. The whole internet erupted: “Scumbag! Get off the planet!” He thought this was the end of his social life. But then ten, twenty, thirty… one popular actress after another was exposed as having once dated the same kind of guy. The dazzling list left the whole internet dumbfounded. Public opinion completely flipped: “Come on, man, there were too many people around earlier. I’m on my knees now, teach me your ways!” “One girl makes you a scumbag, but a hundred makes you a role model for all of us!” “Bro! Dad! Grandpa! Please, just teach me!” “No joke, this guy’s the founding master!” After joining Five Jokers, Shen Mochen discovers that making money is as easy as drinking water. He can butcher a sheep in eight minutes, pick a lock in three seconds, drift around corners like a seasoned pro, unclog sewers, repair antique radios, and deliver lambs… There’s no job he can’t do and no money he can’t make. On camera, he says earnestly, “Don’t let a good girl get away, and don’t let a bad girl slip through your fingers.” Netizens are moved to tears: “The founding master really does know how to do everything.”

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It's super good-looking and the content is engaging. The male protagonist is not just flirting with irresponsible trash. It's a pleasure to watch. I hope the author can add more passionate scenes.
16 likes4mo ago
It's okay, but don't let your woman show off this and that every day, regardless of the occasion.
15 likes5mo ago
The writing is very good. Although 100 ex-girlfriends is not a new setting, it is very powerful when written like this. After finishing the first season of Five Ha, let's switch to Running Man. There is no need to have all 100 ex-girlfriends on Five Ha, and Running Man is born to meet three ex-girlfriends.
11 likes5mo ago
The writing is very good. Although 100 ex-girlfriends is not a new setting, it is very powerful when written like this. After finishing the first season of Five Ha, let's switch to Running Man. There is no need to have all 100 ex-girlfriends on Five Ha, and Running Man is born to meet three ex-girlfriends.
9 likes5mo ago
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8 likes4mo ago
I found a person who is suspected of being a reborn person. The child of my cousin's family feels like he was reborn. Let me tell you about it! My cousin's child feels like he was reborn. My cousin is from Chongqing. She has been married for 7 years and has always wanted a child. Both of them have had physical examinations and both are fine. They have tried various methods but nothing works and they are not pregnant. I found an old Taoist priest behind me. The Taoist priest looked at it and said that he was destined to have a son, so just wait. Then last fall, I finally got pregnant, and my family was happy and taking good care of me. Two days ago, I did a color ultrasound and found that the baby was abnormal, and the mouth and nose kept moving. I did all kinds of examinations, but couldn't find the cause. Later, I found an old Chinese medicine doctor. The old Chinese medicine doctor said that this child had something on his mind in his previous life, and his mouth was actually talking all the time. Later, I found a professional to watch the color Doppler ultrasound video and record the mouth movements, and I realized that the child was saying, "Update it soon, when will it be updated, hurry up, hurry up."
6 likes4mo ago
So far, the setting is quite good. It's not like I just re-written it according to the original work and have my own ideas. It's quite interesting to read, but I don't recommend reading it if you mind that there are too many homophonic words for ex-girlfriend.
6 likes5mo ago
The plot is okay, but some people in the original Wuha changed it to a female because of the plot. Overall, it's more lighthearted and brainless, which is okay.
6 likes5mo ago
Recently, there are many settings of multiple ex-wives or multiple ex-girlfriends, time traveler + system + multiple ex-wives (girlfriends) asura field. I've read 85 chapters so far. The author's writing is not bad, but a bit crazy. In real scenes, some women are lovelorn, self-mutilate, become black, yandere, unable to love, and hate because of love! It's also because the male protagonist is so good and handsome, otherwise the woman would just turn around and start a new relationship [pouts]
5 likes4mo ago
It's okay, it's quite interesting, but the requirement of 100 girlfriends feels like it's too much, but it depends on how the author writes it. It is highly recommended to read and urge for updates [asking for more explosive updates] [asking for more explosive updates] [asking for more explosive updates]
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