Good news: I am an abandoned concubine in the cold palace, and I am also bound to the "Royal Melon-eating System"!
Bad news: This cruel and suspicious tyrant can actually hear my voice!
I wanted to eat melon seeds in the cold palace until the finale, but it turned out that these concubines and court veterans didn't play according to the routine at all.
Concubine Bailian pretended to fall into the water to frame Chang Zai, and the tyrant was about to draw his sword to kill.
I complained crazily on the wall: [What are you pretending to be? What you are carrying in your belly is obviously the child of the deputy commander of the Royal Forest Army, and he even has your exclusive tattoo on his thigh!
The tyrant stopped and took off the deputy commander's underwear with his backhand. The imperial concubine was offline on the spot!
The old ministers of Qingliu cried bitterly and remonstrated against me, shouting that I was a demon concubine who was causing harm to the country.
I rolled my eyes: [Wearing a hundred thousand gold Shu brocade under the patchwork court uniform, and raising a three-year-old illegitimate son in a brothel, you have the nerve to call yourself poor?
The tyrant's eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered his house to be ransacked with tears in his eyes, and the treasury was instantly filled!
Me (with a dull look on my face): Didn't no one care about the cold palace that we promised? Why does the tyrant force me to get up early to go to court every day, and the civil and military officials of the court are still vying to give me money and beg me to shut up in my heart? I am no longer the queen!
Reader comments
A very funny melon-eating novel that makes the reader feel happy
It's well written and exciting. I hope it will be finished soon. I can't wait.
It's so good to watch, it's so good to watch, hahahahahaha, it's really unique to be able to solve crimes like this in every mukbang show, the language is humorous, and the laugh scenes are cute and cute, interspersing darkness in the dishes of delicious food, it's absolutely brilliant! ! !
A very funny melon-eating novel that makes the reader feel happy
It's well written and exciting. I hope it will be finished soon. I can't wait.
It's so good to watch, it's so good to watch, hahahahahaha, it's really unique to be able to solve crimes like this in every mukbang show, the language is humorous, and the laugh scenes are cute and cute, interspersing darkness in the dishes of delicious food, it's absolutely brilliant! ! !
Very nice so far