A Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Menace: The System Is Terrified, and Her Own Father Is Driven Mad!

[No CP + raising a child + lighthearted comedy + fantasy]

Gu Miao, the number-one menace of the cultivation world, was tricked by a few old men from her sect into becoming a three-year-old toddler.

She plans to save the short-lived Lu Zhi first, then go back and crack those old men’s skulls.

Who knew a System would suddenly pop into her consciousness and try to control her?

Sorry, a true badass doesn’t need a System.

Call down a bolt of heavenly lightning and fry both yourself and the System from head to toe. That should teach you!

But the System keeps nagging: “According to the schedule, you can’t meet Lu Zhi yet!”

Gu Miao: “I found my dad through my own efforts. Why can’t I see him?”

Lu Zhi has enjoyed twenty-seven peaceful years. Then one day, a soot-blackened three-year-old blocks his way.

The child opens with, “Lu Zhi, I’m your dad.”

From then on, his life is turned upside down.

Question: Just how rebellious can a three-year-old be?

Well, she can send women, men, and old men to his bed.

Lu Zhi’s eyes go wide. “What does this mean?”

“Dad, weren’t you looking for your family? Here, I found them all for you.”

“...Don’t call me Dad. The company’s stock has been falling for half a month because you keep calling me that.”

From then on, Lu Zhi, the icy CEO who didn’t believe in ghosts or gods, starts acting increasingly superstitious.