My name is Hao Gui, I am a talkative person who can talk about black and white and the impermanence.
In order to repay the "loan from the underworld" - yes, I have to pay it back even if I die, I took over the iron job of the underworld - the only human teacher in the underworld kindergarten.
On my first day at work, I was almost sent away:
The headless horseman with a small head chased me and asked: "Teacher, teacher, have you seen my head? It seems to be moving in your arms!"
When I looked down, I saw a head grinning at me in my arms, nudging my chest with its cold nose.
I was about to scream, but the Headless Horseman cried loudly: "Mom! The new teacher has body temperature! He is alive! I want to hug him!"
From then on, my daily routine is:
Put a charm on the little zombie to prevent it from jumping to the Palace of Hell;
Prevent the gluttonous cubs from chewing the slide as a spicy stick;
The angry son of Lei Zhenzi had to be unplugged.
Until that day, a parent covered in blood rushed in and complained: "Why is there a slap mark on my child's face?!"
I looked at the ghost kid who was slapping me in the face with the sole of my shoe, and silently took out my phone——
"Hey, hell 110? There are people here who abuse... Uh, self-abuse, the situation is out of control!"
Behind me, Black and White Wuchang was holding the banner of "Best Parenting" and said to me with a wicked smile:
"Teacher Hao, this month's loan from the underworld should be repaid with your life~"
