[Crazy criticism of villains + sand sculpture system + forced to open business + sweet pet redemption]
Qi Min, the most miserable grandson of the Dayin Dynasty, was pushed into a brazier by his own mother when he was four years old and his face was disfigured. He lived for sixteen years with the identity of the enemy's son.
In the original work, he was a sinister and paranoid madman who could only imprison and force love. In the end, he drank poisonous soup and died miserably.
But this time
"Ding! The crazy self-rescue system is successfully bound! Please use the host to complete self-salvation in a funny way, otherwise you will be poisoned and die!"
Qi Min: "???"
In order to survive, the crazy prince was forced to go into business:
Saying earthy love words to Aunt Lan scared her into thinking that the prince was crazy;
Falling from a tree and giving flowers to Yu Qianqian, she was treated as a lunatic;
The secret room was changed into a "wedding room", but people thought it was a funeral scene;
He used cricket fighting to make friends with political opponents, and the other party asked him if he was crazy...
Surface: (smiling sinisterly) "You are mine."
Inwardly: "System! What's the next sentence! It's so embarrassing!"
Yu Qianqian: "Is this prince suffering from any serious illness?"
System: "Host, if you don't act funny, you will die~"
This is the story of a crazy villain who was forced to become a funny man, changed his destiny in a sandbox way, and chased his wife into the crematorium.
[Shuangjie+1V1+HE, the original work is friendly to party members and full of laughs, please feel free to eat it]