I Am Just Cultivating a Piece of Grass, but the Fairy Queen Is All My Treasure.

[Old fool in the world of immortality + Nine Sect Saints + Suzaku Empress + Snow White] Good news: I traveled through time and made a contract with the supreme Suzaku Empress. Bad news: She doesn't understand human cultivation, and my cultivation route has been led by her to become more and more evil. Good news: The Empress discovered the Tao Te Ching in my memory. Bad news: She is addicted to watching TV dramas and spends all day cosplaying Mai Shiranui and Kagura Kaori in Heart Lake... Which makes me no longer interested in practicing! When I was walking around Jiuzhou, I was once again approached by the Holy Maiden of the Holy Land. The Holy Spirit, who always played a strange role, let out a soft sigh with no discernible emotion: "Remember, stay away from other saints in the future!" From then on, my painting style of cultivating immortality was pure and unique. While others are fighting life and death in the secret realm, we are discussing how to make enlightenment milk tea. Others are using talismans to ward off enemies, but I relied on heavenly books and Taoist texts to develop the first "mobile phone" in the world of cultivation. "Senior sister, you can't! What you practice is the ruthless way!" …… And the Holy Spirit who indulges me, warns me, and occasionally burns powerful enemies for me, is planning the final preparations for me before the arrival of the great age. She used the power to set fire to the sky to light the way forward for me; I used my soul to transcend civilization to allow them a fireworks in the world.