Honkai: Star Rail: This Airhead King Is Incredible! Anyone Get It?

"The protagonist isn’t roleplaying, they’re the real deal / no OOC / Honkai: Star Rail is the main stage, come dream big! / written the old-fashioned way"

What do you mean Elysia and Cyrene are getting together?

What do you mean Raiden Ei and Mei are learning to cook from Acheron?

What do you mean Trailblazer Stelle, Traveler Lumine, Rover Rina, the three Moon sisters, and even the Rope Master, Rinka, have speedrun every chest? And how can they all transform, too?

What do you mean Stelle can transform into an Ultraman, so they call her Ultrastar, Lumine can transform into a Pretty Cure, and Rover yells “Too lazy to explain, too lazy to listen” after henshin?

What do you mean the Genius Society’s new members are called “Administrator,” “Doctor,” “Nahida,” and “37”?

The Stellaron Hunters are just overflowing with talent. What do you mean the Raven Squad, the Griffin Commander, the Admiral, and the NIKKE Commander have declared “Firefly” the rightful queen, officially restoring Glamoth?

What the heck! How did Kiana become a ███ Emanator?!

It all began when the Saberface King rode the crossover storm on a business trip to the Honkai: Star Rail universe and was entrusted with a major responsibility!