The Villain Invites God? I Happen to Know a Little Bit of Magic

[Urban imagination + metaphysics + supernatural + feng shui + fortune telling from the Book of Changes + no cp] In Xu Qingge's live broadcast room, countless friends were dumbfounded. "Taoist Priest, female ghosts always seduce me. What should I do if I can't control myself?" "From the palace!" "What about my happiness?" "I only help you solve your problems, but I don't care about your happiness." "Taoist Priest, the spirited girl I'm dating is a ghost. What should I do if she keeps pestering me?" "I've already called you and asked. There are not many people trading in stocks recently, so the rooftop should not be crowded." "You want me to jump off the building?" "If you die and become a ghost, will you still be afraid of ghosts? If she pesters you again, you will domestically abuse her!" "It's illegal to hit someone, but it's not illegal to hit a ghost!" The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly flooded the screen, and netizens collectively burst into laughter. "Help! Taoist priest's solutions are always so unexpected!" "The problem is solved, but my life is not saved!" "To treat the symptoms rather than the root cause, we'll just cut out the bottom line, right?" "It is recommended that the name be changed to Xu Qingge, the ruthless master of the world, who specializes in treating all kinds of unthinkable things!" "Is there a possibility that the Taoist priest is the ghost with the least sense of martial ethics?" Xu Qingge sat in front of the camera, wearing a plain Taoist robe, cold and indifferent, twisting the talisman casually with his fingertips, turning a blind eye to the wailing that filled the screen. "Do you have any more questions? We only answer questions and do not provide after-sales service. We are not responsible for psychological counseling."