Physical Salvation, Immeasurable Merit

[Supernatural counter-routine + physical transcendence + ridiculous comedy] Stop engaging in metaphysics. Physics is amazing and hilarious. Ringing midnight? That's a bad TV connection. A fierce ghost in red? It was peeling paint and rust. The devil is asking for his life? That's because its lung capacity was insufficient and it suffocated itself to death first. Li Tiezhu traveled to a world where supernatural resurgences and strange events occurred frequently, but because of his brain disease, he firmly believed that physics is the only truth, technology is the primary productive force, and the theory of ghosts and gods is pure nonsense. While others were trembling and being chased by ghosts, Li Tiezhu was repairing the TV with a wrench. Hazel crawling out of the TV? "Don't move! It's loose! It's loose! This screw has bad contact, I'll tighten it for you!" With a "bang", Hazel was pulled out of the TV like a carrot, and he suspected Guisheng on the spot. Later, the supernatural circle issued a red alert: Extremely dangerous! Please stay away from this human being, as his scientific outlook will lead to the collapse of the industry! From then on, a saying spread in the three worlds: It is better to meet the King of Hell than an iron pillar. After all, only through physical transcendence can feudal superstition be broken.